A Carstache, If You Please

The Carstache website describes these as “glorious”. I think I can come up with a few other words for these, but if it floats your boat, then why not?

Carstache

Carstace

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have just what you need: a moustache for your car. Why, one might ask. I did.

And I’ve yet to come up with an answer.

I think I could probably get a feather duster and coathanger and make one for my car.

Or I could exhibit some good taste and totally ignore them.