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Darwin Award Nominee

And in a bid to nominate himself for a Darwin Award, a driver with the Portland TriMet public transport system, 40-year-old Lahcen Qouchbane, thought that it would be a good idea to try reading items on his Kindle while navigating his way through Portland’s road system and rush hour traffic.

Not the smartest thing to do, it is understood that his employers have reassigned this driver to other, less dangerous duties.